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Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 08:50 pm
Stolen from a poster called "Blabberwocky" on the Seattle Times website:

"On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12-hour delays
Airlines poisoning travelers
Ten miles of tail lights
Nine councilmen carousing
Most the city stranded
Metro routes canceled
Half the plows of Portland
FIVE HOUR COMMUTES!
Sand instead of salt
Three tons of snow
Two buses dangling
And a fat-assed, incompetent mayor!!!"

Swear to God, I'm tempted to move to Seattle just so I can vote against that idiot in the next election. Grading the city's response to the snow a "B," my gold-plated lesbian ass.